CHRIS HEMSWORTH sporting a Huge (most likely fake) VPL !! : SEXY GAY PICS

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This morning while browsing Facebook, I saw a trailer for the new “Vacation” reboot. I was a huge fan of the 80’s franchise, but wasn’t really into this new reboot until I noticed that Chris Hemsworth… my BOO from “Thor” fame… was making an appearance.

What I saw in the trailer blew my mind and made me so so horny!

It’s a small part of the clip, but it left a BIG impression as Chris Hemsworth comes into a scene shirtless and sporting a HUGE (fake) dick! Have a look-see at this edit I made.

YUM!!! Even if it’s fake… it’s a great viewing experience for all us girls and boys that fell in love with the guy once we saw THIS…

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so now we have even more reason to love him!

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I’m quite certain that’s a prosthetic penis, but he’s just so sexy in his displaying of it. And based on his very chill but confident attitude, I’ve always imagined that Hemsworth was packing something down there.

So yeah, I just LOVE this so much! I thought some of you would as well.

Here’s a few parting shots!

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Can You Spot the Biggest Cock!? (2) : SEXY GAY PICS

Here we go again. A new set of guys… but can you spot who is the biggest!?

Have a look, vote in the poll, and once this post reaches 500 views I will reveal the biggest!

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Have they Fucked already!? : SEXY GAY PICS

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6fcbf655e3d8f1df0b53a1fc3821d00bThis pic I found on Pinterest is innocent enough.

Seems like a situation where the two boys were like… “Let’s take some crazy pics! What can we do that’s crazy… let’s make it look like we’re fucking!” and BAM, there we have it!

But there’s just something about this pic that looks a little TOO comfortable. The guy in back, the TOP, is not really hamming it up if this was purely a joke pic. He looks like he’s in his natural position.

So… what do you think? HAVE THEY FUCKED ALREADY?

I think… maybe not YET! But I can only imagine what happened later that day after this pic was taken. I don’t know if the two boys are drunk, or high, or whatever, but they are two young boys whose sex drive is at it’s peak. A little joking sex play, can lead to … well, actual sex play! I totally feel there is some interesting back story to this pic.

I think they probably played around a little bit after they took this pic. Maybe the BOTTOM felt a bit of a woody on his butt and decided to tease the TOP about it. And maybe the TOP took the teasing as a form of foreplay for the rough sex he has in mind. They exchange verbal blows about who is the gayest (which increases their libidos and their chubbys), it gets physical and they start jokingly wrestling. Their bodies on top of each gets them hot and bothered and one thing leads to another… and somebody’s dick is up the others hole!

Anyway! What do YOU think!? Have they fucked already… or nah!?

Can You Spot the Biggest Cock!? : SEXY GAY PICS

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Us gays like to think of ourselves as Dick connesouirs. A lot of times we feel we can accurately guess the size of a man’s junk the second we lay eyes on the guy. And a lot of times we are right.

But a lot of times, we are surprised. When I do my Tumblr browsing, sometimes I’m truly shocked at some of the packages some guys have.

Which is why I’m starting this game… CAN YOU SPOT, THE BIGGEST COCK!?

4 dudes! Two of them are super small, and two of them are hung… but only ONE has the BIGGEST of the group. Do you think you can figure it out.

Take a look, vote in the poll, and I’ll have the answer up once this post hits 350 views!!

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UPDATE : 

WOW! I totally did not expect to reach 350 views so fast. I posted this yesterday, and literally no less than 5 hours later the post had made it past 500 views.

So obviously I’m late… and unfortunately we have a bit of a TIE for the Biggest Cock.

Based on the poll, most of you voted for Guy D and he IS pretty large. But Guy B… well here are the cocks revealed and you tell ME who you think is bigger!?

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For me it’s hard to tell. I think D probably IS the bigger of the two when he’s hard. B looks like he’s slightly excited, but D is kinda just hanging.

I will say that B has the nicer looking dick, but I think the votes are probably correct… and D is the guy with the biggest cock!

Next time I do this… which might be later today… It won’t be a tie!

Anyway thanks for voting! Stay Tuned!

What are they talking about? : SEXY GAY PICS

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This is one of my favorite pictures ever. Mainly because there’s a lot of mystery surrounding it.

WHAT do you think these two guys are talking about?

Because, obviously one of them has sex on the brain. And more than likely BOTH of them do.

I imagine the guy with his ass hanging out was walking around with friends, and the dude in the black saw the ass, knew he wanted to fuck it, and struck up a convo with the boy.

The two guys are standing really close to each other, but not really intimately close, so I don’t think they’ve gotten to a point of true sex chat…. but I’m CERTAIN it’s leading there.

So, what would be the opening line? What did the guy in black say to get this boys’ attention? Was it a simple compliment about his ass? Was it just a question about why he’s wearing a bandana on his leg and nothing else? Or did the guy in black come right out and say “Dam, that ass is hot! I wanna fuck it!”… because sometimes, with some guys, that would probably work.

So let’s go with the last scenario. The guy in black was super bold and made his intentions known from the very beginning of their conversation. That’s pretty hot right! And let’s imagine at the very moment this pic was taken, that the two are locking down logistics of their impending hook up.

Let’s just hope that the sex was good and no one was disappointed.

WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE TWO ARE TALKING ABOUT!? GIVE ME YOUR SCENARIO!

Hannah is back at one as “GIRLS” is having an Awesome season – Season 4 Episode 4 & 5 Recap : TVREVIEW

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Aren’t you just LOVING “Girls” this season?

I think it’s the fact that we are finally seeing some change in these self-absorbed characters, with Hannah (Lena Dunham) probably being the most changed. Or not changed just yet, but she is going through a major transitional period. While it’s sometimes hard to watch, it’s real and the shows crew manage to keep things entertaining.

At the end of Episode 4, I have to say I was so incredibly disappointed with Adam (Adam Driver). After debating it and feeling miserable the whole while, Hannah decided that Iowa and Grad School just wasn’t working for her. The overly-critical, and uber-snobby students she was working with criticized every single thing she did and misconstrued a letter she distributed to all them that was mostly positive. Hannah realized what makes her happy, and Grad school wasn’t it, so she came back to Brooklyn. First thing that happens is she comes into her apartment and finds Adam with a whole new girlfriend.

xthe-state-of-their-relationship-girls.jpg.pagespeed.ic.AOTatBObBXc2z6iJ84LVI had always been an Adam fan, and by the end of Episode 5 I regained my love for his character, but I was so disappointed in him at the end of Episode 4. He had always been so honest and loving and caring and supportive, so it was devastating to see he was just like every other guy.

Ultimately, he’s not like every other guy.

Episode 5 was HILARIOUS in dealing with Hannah dealing with her newly-single reality. At the end, Hannah and Adam had a really heartfelt (and extremely well written and acted) talk, and even though it sucked for Hannah I really sided with and understood Adam. Their relationship wasn’t really working, and it wasn’t destined to last forever, as much as we wanted to see it work we all kinda knew it wasn’t going to. And I felt like Adam’s parting words to her were so sweet and genuine, it’s hard to be mad at the dude for trying to be happy on his own. So we are left with Hannah back at square one. She has no job, she isn’t in school anymore, she has no boyfriend, and seemingly no purpose. And I love that we get to see her start from the ground up yet again.

Jessa (Jemima Kirke) though!!! I mean… does ANYBODY like her? And if so, WHY?

There wasn’t much of her on Episode 4 (thank god), but her little appearance in Episode 5 shows that she is the most despicable character on the show — and maybe all of TV. I just don’t understand her, and her need to hurt people. I don’t understand why she would try to hook Adam up with his new girlfriend Mimi-Rose, and I don’t know why she was so flippant in telling Hannah like it was no big deal. When Hannah punched Jessa’s arm, I was seriously hoping for a lot more. And Jessa would have deserved it. Hannah left things with “you’re a fucking bitch” (deserved), but it looks like Jessa is still on the show and hanging out with the rest of the girls next week. So I don’t get it.

As far as the rest of the girls, Marnie (Allison Williams) has probably had the most interesting story these past two episodes. Details are slightly fuzzy, but Desi (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) comes to her house and says he broke up with Clementine. Although Marnie puts two and two together and realizes it was Clementine that broke up with him. I loved the look Marnie gave at the end of that scene, where she is aware of his lies but she decides to go along with his fairytale for whatever ulterior reason she has.

Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) spent all of Episode 4 with her former boyfriend Ray (Alex Karpovsky), who is almost literally going insane because of the noise pollution on their block. They spend the day together, but neither of them talk about possibly getting back together. Shosh is still apologetic about how she treated Ray, but Ray acknowledges that he became a better person because of her. Ray (based on a small statement he made in Episode 5) seems to have feelings for Marnie that he won’t allow to surface, and that’s the ONLY reason I see for him not wanting to patch things up with Shosh in a romantic way. Because she obviously needs him.

This Recap kinda sucks, but I’m going to end it now. I just wanted to say that I’m loving the show this season, it has maintained a really funny and and I’m REALLY curious how things will go from here on out.

Patrick gets his way AGAIN, but shouldn’t we be focusing on Dom? – “Looking” Season 2 Episode 4 & 5 Recap : TVREVIEW

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The last two weeks of “Looking” have been engaging enough, and things have been progressing enough. It’s a captivating little show, something about the feel of each episode just sucks you in. After you escape the trance of the show though, you think about what just happened and that’s when the show falls apart for me.

In episode 4 Patrick (Jonathan Groff) FINALLY let go of his side-chick status and broke it off with Kevin (Russell Tovey). Which was great, because it was so tiring watching Patrick deluding himself into thinking their relationship was more than it was. And like he said at the top of Episode 5, they ended their toxic affair and nobody got hurt. Which was true, I mean you saw how easy it was for Kevin to simply call up his boyfriend John and have a romp in the office.

Patrick CLEARLY has his eyes on Richie (Raul Castillo), no matter what he tells anyone. And it looks like he’s got him! Episode 5 was pretty much another day with just Patrick and Richie (funny enough, I think that episode last season that was just Patrick and Richie was Episode 5 as well). This time Richie needed help picking up a Ice Cream Truck in the East Bay, a money making scheme him and his cousin get into from time to time. Patrick uses this time to pick Richie’s brain about a variety of things.

Most importantly he found out that Richie doesn’t really love his new “boyfriend” all that much yet and doesn’t even acknowledge that they are dating. And that basically means that Patrick still has a shot with the guy he basically threw away last season.

Patrick learns more about Richie’s upbringing, and meets some of his relatives. At an Auto Garage! Because we haven’t seen THAT stereotype of Latinos enough!? Lazy stereotypes aside, Patrick talked to a blunt cousin of Richie who basically revealed that Richie’s little heart was broken when Patrick blew him off. I’m pretty sure Patrick knew this beforehand, but he reacted in the typical “aww shucks” way he does.

In the end, Patrick confesses to Richie that while they were somewhat dating he hooked up with his boss. And somehow, because Patrick is so irresistible to Richie, he goes ahead and forgives him and tells him he can’t imagine his life without Patrick in it.

YUCK!!!!

I’m sorry, but ever since this show started Patrick has gotten EVERYTHING he’s desired. He started out wanting a hot white WASP as a boyfriend but he settled for Richie. The insanely handsome Richie who approached him first. Patrick totally blew his first date with Richie but later on… because he’s so irresistible… Richie took him back. Patrick had the hots for his boss, and eventually they got together. Sure it wasn’t the relationship Patrick wanted, but they certainly had some fun over the months they were fooling around.

And now, even though Richie shouldn’t want anything to do with Patrick, our irresistible Patrick gets what he wants AGAIN!

It’s a shame, because I do think Jonathan Groff does a good job portraying this character, but the character is just completely unsympathetic and almost unreal. I can’t even think of a leading character on a show that gets EVERYTHING they want all the time. Because it’s kind of a general rule that our main protagonist has to have some sort of conflict or tension or SOMETHING to grow from. With Patrick though, there’s no struggle at all, and no real reason to root for him.

6a00d8341c730253ef01bb07d71613970dI actually find Dom (Murray Bartlett) to be way more interesting than Patrick, and I don’t even recall if he was in Episode 5. On Episode 4 though, Dom couldn’t take his paranoia about his relationship with Lynn (Scott Bakula), and Lynn had to break it down to him. Lynn loved and lost before, as his long time relationship with a former love ended in death. Now Lynn is refusing to invest emotionally into another man, and he told Dom either deal with it or leave (not in a bitchy tone though, I actually understood Lynn) and Dom left. Now he’s on the path to make his dream of opening up his chicken place come true.

See, Dom has actual issues! He has actual goals! There is something for us to root for! Plus there’s the struggle of him getting older in a gay world that values youth over everything. So things are just naturally more of a struggle for him than Patrick who has a great job he loves and great friends, and a seemingly endless supply of hot guys chasing after him.

Is it even worth talking about Agustine (Frankie J Alvarez) anymore?  He’s just a terribly shallow character. On Episode 5, he got HIS man, which is the Eddie (Daniel Franzese) guy he’s been not-so-subtley pining for since they met. And I have to say I don’t really GET their relationship, as I never got the idea that Agustine was attracted to Eddie sexually. Anyway, what pissed me off about last weeks episode was how he randomly joins Eddie at his job at the Health Center, and just randomly finds out there’s a open position. He randomly asks Eddie to hire him, and he says “I NEED a job” (but… prior to that moment Agustine had never talked about looking for a job or needing a job, and never actually looked for a job).

Anyway, he gets the job… because THAT’S how it works. He’s employed without so much as a second interview or drug test, but instead of like… WORKING… he decided to go hang out with Eddie who is playing hooky. The two  dance around Eddie’s apartment to CeCe Peniston and  Agustine kisses him. Eddie first backs off and tells Agustine he’s not into him like that… but, later he reveals he was joking! So Agustine gets what he wants TOO!

So what can I say positive about the show? Because obviously I like it enough to tune in every week. I really enjoyed the cinematography on Episode 5. The shots of Hayward were so well done, and I love how it geographically makes sense. I’m from the Bay Area so I definitely pay attention to all that. But back to the cinematography, I think this show has consistently had beautiful camera work… Emmy worthy I’d say.

And even though I have complained about the slow pace of the show on the whole, I find the realism of the conversations to be refreshing. The conversations between Patrick and Richie are so loved because it feels so real. Maybe it’s the chemistry between the two actors, whatever it is it works. And yes, the acting is good it just feels like the writing (mainly the character development) is supremely lacking.

It’s just annoying that “Looking” devotes so much screen time to a guy who seems to have everything, and anything he doesn’t have he doesn’t have to work hard to get it.

5 MORE EPISODES!!!

My Top 10 Songs of the Week (2 of 2) “Left You At Sea” : MYFAVORITES

Okay, so I probably should have posted this first… but this is the Top 10 from last week (February 6th) that I never finished. Enjoy!

10. Rihanna featuring Mikky Ekko “Stay”

 

9. August Alsina featuring Trinidad James “I Luv This Shit”

 

8. Leo Sayer “You Make Me Feel Like Dancing”

 

7. Dawn Richard “Swim Free”

 

6. Timbaland & Magoo featuring Aaliyah and Playa  “I Am Music”

 

5. Change “Searching”

 

4. Timbaland & Magoo featuring Brandy “N 2 Da Music”

 

3. Drake “Marvins Room”

 

2. Nicki Minaj “I Lied”

 

1. Nicole featuring Missy Elliott and Mocha “Make It Hot”

My Top 10 Songs of the Week (1 of 2) “Wicked Tongue” : MYFAVORITES

So yeah, I kinda sucked this week didn’t I? No recaps for “Girls”, “Looking” or “Empire”. I’m backed up two episodes with my “How To Get Away With Murder” recaps. I didn’t do my Top 10 Songs last week, and I didn’t do my Top 10 Music of January post I promised.

Sorry! It’s just been a little crazy at work and school, and even though I’ve come to WordPress and started new posts I just didn’t have the energy or patience or focus to finish them. SO! What does that mean? Well you will be getting two weeks of Top 10 Songs today, and that’s kind of all I can promise.

As far as the recaps, I’m going to combine two weeks worth of “Looking” and “Girls”. I have a sort of special “Empire” post that should come on Wednesday. And as far as “How To Get Away with Murder” I don’t know. I think I might just wait until the Season Finale to talk about that EXCELLENT show!

And I still feel like posting my Top 10 Music of January, probably closer to the 15th.

For now… GET INTO my Top 10 Songs of the Week yo!

 

10. Madonna “Joan of Arc”

 

 

9. Dawn Richard “Warriors”

 

 

8. Beyoncé featuring Drake “Mine”

 

 

7. Dawn Richard “Swim Free”

 

 

6. Beyoncé “Haunted”

 

 

5. Beyoncé “XO”

 

 

4. Jeezy featuring 2 Chainz “R.I.P.”

 

 

3. YG featuring Jeezy and Rich Homie Quan “My Nigga”

 

 

2. Kings Of Leon “Sex on Fire”

 

 

1. OneRepublic “If I Lose Myself”

Can I Talk about Kanye and the media’s OBSESSION with him for a second? : IMO

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I just saw this pic today and laughed my ass off!

I just saw this pic today and laughed my ass off!

It’s Wednesday, a full 3 days after the Grammy’s aired this past Sunday. And what are ALL the blogs and “reputable news sites” talking about? Kanye West! What Kanye West did on Sunday. The reaction to what Kanye did on Sunday. What some completely irrelevant artists are saying about Kanye. What Kanye is saying now about what he said on Sunday. It’s just RIDICULOUS! Is there NO OTHER news stories to talk about?

Hence my issue with the media. First off, this need for “instant news” is making for really shitty and superficial headlines. Journalism is completely dead because these days the people behind those online publications are so lazy. One of the reasons I keep seeing these stories about Kanye and reactions from Beck and Beyonce and Shirley Manson and John Legend is because ONE place posts the story and ALL the other blog sites basically re-blog the story.

Secondly. I should say I’m a Kanye fan and it’s quite possible that I have a biased opinion. But just because I’m a fan doesn’t mean I agree with everything he says, but we as a society don’t HAVE to agree with everything ANYBODY says, but we should maybe respect peoples’ right to have an opinion. So, NO, you don’t have to agree that Beyonce deserved Album of the Year, but what’s wrong with having an opinion about the winner? Didn’t we ALL figure out in our mind who WE think should have won? So are we assholes for thinking that?

What’s really QUITE contradictory is how some media outlets completely slam everything Kanye says and chalk it up to him being a brat, whiny, and an egocentric sociopath. However, when other artists have an opinion about HIS opinion… we are supposed to suddenly respect THAT persons opinion (in this case Shirley Manson and her “open letter” to him. And funny enough I JUST saw a new “story” where 80’s singer Michael McDonald “criticized” Kanye). With the two artists that I just mentioned, this is probably the only way they can get in the news, yet people are so hungry for this type of negative drama that they will ignore the fact that they are desperately looking for publicity and go ahead and print what their opinions are. I mean, who is worst? The person that HONESTLY answers a reporters question (Kanye) or the people who try to capitlize off of a hot issue (Shirley and Michael)?

Lastly, I just think the Grammy incident on Sunday and ALL the “reports” that followed prove something… people just love to Hate Kanye. The reason I say this is because there have been PLENTY of people on Facebook who have posted stuff about him, about how they hate him and can’t stand him and wish he would die (I have literally seen people wish death upon him), but it seems like if they HATED him they wouldn’t make the effort to post anything about him. I don’t know any artist well enough to HATE them but, as an example, I’m not too keen on Taylor Swift but you don’t see me writing blog post after blog post about WHY I hate her. Because who cares!? Why waste my time putting out something negative?

So the bottom line is these people that so-called HATE him actually LOVE HIM. They LOVE to talk down on him, and say why they are so better than him.  If they didn’t, they wouldn’t be SO heated and so emotionally invested in their comments.

WHY waste time on him if you despise him? Because at the end of the day these sites that are reporting about him, and these people who are posting about him, are all just bringing more attention to him. If you all really hated him, you would ignore him.

But that shows what kind of society we are in, it’s VERY negative!! People thrive off having the best Anti-Kanye-Comment, and really what is that saying? You have all this built up hate for someone you don’t even know, so what’s going on in YOUR life?

Another thing that’s funny and contradictory to me, is how there are certain celebs that society deems OKAY to trash. Kanye, Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian… it’s TOTALLY okay to talk all kinds of trash about them, call them names, even wish death upon them. That’s all fair game. But if you talk bad about Laverne Cox or Taylor Swift you are deemed a negative hater who is unhappy with the world. It’s whatever!

So forgive me, I just felt like I had to vent.

I’m not saying LEAVE KANYE ALONE! But it doesn’t make sense to bring attention to him if you hate him. And furthermore I’m sure there are plenty of other stories, POSITIVE stories about artists other than Beyonce and Taylor and Rihanna to talk about. Clearly “CLICKS” are the MOST important thing with these “publications”, because THAT’S why they join the bandwagon. “We hate Kanye, but whenever he does anything people are always so interested so let’s post something about him and watch how many clicks we get at the end of the day”. I just wish journalism was in a place where the people writing were actually informative and did research and wrote thoughtful positive articles.

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